Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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