I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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