idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize