i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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