Don't you send me to vm
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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