god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My vagina is officially offended.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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