shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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