i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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