I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
