I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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