Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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