Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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