two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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