i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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