Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
this is an emotional support booty call
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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