Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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