I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize