Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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