I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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