She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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