on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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