When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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