What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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