Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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