Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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