"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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