His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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