I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You were trust falling into bushes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
