I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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