he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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