I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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