You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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