If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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