I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
its not stalking. its research.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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