Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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