This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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