We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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