Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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