yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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