I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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