So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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