so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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