Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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