I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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