I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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