ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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