Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably