If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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