Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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