So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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