girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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