How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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