I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize