Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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