At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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