Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
