I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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